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Sunday, March 28, 2010 @ 11:14 AM
Survivor XX: Heroes vs Villains Cast
***SPOILERS AHEAD*** (Not that you would care, cos you prolly dont watch this awesome show)

On television/Off television/Whatever. Just my take on how annoying/awesome they are. It's either this or that. Or just under-the-radar-I-don't-know-a-thing-about-you

VILLAINS (first, because they're just so much more awesome)

Tyson Apostol (Tocantins):
- Freaking awesome.
- Very egoistical, but he manages to pull that off most of the time unlike most people = awesome
- Got voted out due to a dumb voteflip but still very awesome
- Awesome quotes coming from him
- Him being Rob's New Amber the video was EPIC LULZ

"'Colby getting owned by Coach? Oh my Gosh, dude. I can only imagine what Colby's thinking. He's gotta be like 'I may as well just become a woman, because there is no point in trying to maintain my masculinity now.'''" = ♥
"Whatcha gonna do, I'm still pretty awesome" = ♥
Let me ask you point blank: Where does your vote flip rank on the list of dumbest Survivor moves ever?
I would hope number one. I’ve been number one in so many things, I don’t want to lose it now.
You said you knew Russell had the idol. Is that because Coach told everyone?
Coach told me, and I told everyone else. Plus, there were trenches all over the camp around every tree. Russell would be like “Uh, I’m gonna take a dump and I’m gonna take this shovel with me.” And then he’d be gone for hours. I just assumed he wasn’t getting enough fiber. (HAHAHAHAHHA)
Of course the thing you did that really set me off was when you advised Coach to stop telling his absurd stories and wearing feathers in his hair? Why, Tyson, why?
You know, he was, like, “Why do people think I’m a big joke?” And me, being the tender hearted soul that I am, I went, okay, he’s never heard it from somebody that’s close to him. And he needs to know. So I felt like I was doing him a huge favor. But I know, as a viewer, that that was probably the wrong move because we love Coach stories. We love feathers in the hair. I love all that stuff too, Dalton. Don’t get me wrong — I love it. But he wants to know why people are laughing at him, and the easiest thing to do was to tell him the truth. (HAHAHAHA)
Behavior like that will never get you promoted to Assistant Coach, my friend.
Promoted? I’ve been Assistant Coach. I was appointed Assistant Coach about a year ago!
But does that carry over to new seasons or do you have to start from scratch and work your way back up?
Are you kidding me? I had made it to coaching Coach! Doesn’t that make me above a coach? What’s above a coach — a general manager?
You talk a big game, but your tender moment with Coach showed everyone you’re actually a softie.
There was no way they weren’t gonna show that and with every second, my reputation as a badass went further down the toilet. But he was crying and I know when people are genuinely hurt. He wanted to know why people think he’s silly and he needed to hear it from someone close. Of course, he didn’t heed my warning because five seconds later he said he was a legend and the next morning he was doing tai chi. (HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA)
Randy Bailey (Gabon)
- I don't really know much about him so too bad
- Good move by tribe to eliminate him cos he's the oldest and well not very strong physically

Sandra Diaz-Twine (Pearl Islands)
- VERY ANNOYING. Especially her voice.
- The way she speaks too. Rude and rude through and through. (Call me biased, wdv)
- Undoing somebody's bra is really way too desperate a measure
- And you didn't even stop her from winning! = fail
- And yknow for the last (Ep 6) immunity challenge, she was just stuck at the beginning. For like the entire time.

Danielle DiLorenzo (Panama)
- Eyecandy. Not exactly to me though.

Russell Hantz (Samoa)
- Awesome awesome awesome!
- Has the brains to play the game and win the game. Social game is okay, unless there's a bitter jury (Samoa Samoa Samoa!!!). If only everyone was like Tyson and admit they're dumb to have fallen for Russell's bag of tricks, he'd have won Samoa which would really have been a great season. But hey, not everyone likes unfair play, although that's what they're doing too =.= Well, but his is like really extreme and well idk lah. They're just sour.

Jerri Manthey (Australian Outback, All-Stars)
- Relationship with Coach is really ROFLMAO
- Hiong eh! Winning shot in dno what ep (5?) after Rupert hit her!
- And good playing in the grab the ball and shoot thing
- Speshul hair
- Why is she called Black Widow? Is she really a widow? :O

''Boston'' Rob Mariano (Marquesas, All-Stars)
- Awesome awesome awesome again!!!
- Likes to wear a hat with a B =.=
- Him and Amber is so cool!!!
- Alot of brains, damn good for solving puzzles and physical stuff. Gem to have in team, not so in opposing team, and even not so as a fellow competitor (individual)
- Making fire was cool

Parvati Shallow (Cook Islands, Micronesia)
- Her name is LOL
- I don't find her chio (Her eyebrows are weird) But I think she looks nicer out of survivor
- Russell is infatuated with her, or something else. I believe that something else, cos Russell just DONT seem to be the guy who will get infatuated with somebody ONSCREEN when his wife is watching (too)

''Coach'' Benjamin Wade (Tocantins)
- EPIC EPIC EPIC SHITZ
- I LOVE COACH-CHI
- I LOVE COACH QUOTING MARTIN LUTHER KING/SUN TZE
- I LOVE COACH AND JERRY'S RELATIONSHIP (HAHAHAHAHA)
- I LOVE COACH QUOTES
- I LOVE COACH CRYING
- BUT I DONT LOVE COACH
- I don't understand, he said he was going to stay true and loyal. BUT, RUSSELL KNIGHTED HIM!!! How can be betray Russell???
- HE HAS A FREAKING TWITTER!!! OMFG. HAHAHAHA EPIC SHITZ. (It's not real, but it's still epic shitxz :D)

Courtney Yates (China)
- I like her
- The way she speaks is wayyy too coooool
- But she keeps skipping out on challenges, yeah she'll pull down the team especially for physical stuff but kinda unfair I guess

HEROES

Rupert Boneham (Pearl Islands, All-Stars)
- Freaking caveman stop talking about your broken toe. People dislocated a shoulder ok!!! (Somemore girl lo, dno why he so popular also)
- I hate your fashion sense
- You're still talking about your toe from DAY 1 even though its like DAY DNO WHAT ALREADY
- Stop talking about your broken toe and comparing it to rubbish cos you seem to be working fine

James Clement (China, Micronesia)
- I don't like him

Colby Donaldson (Australian Outback, All-Stars)
- He's cool
- Esp when he said he was going to be out and then went to float around in the waters (Something similar to Coach-Chi?)

Cirie Fields (Panama, Micronesia)
- Really really really a strategic player I guess, that's why she got voted out so quickly
- Maybe not so much of physical
- Her strategicness kinda turns me off

Amanda Kimmel (China, Micronesia)
- What's with her and James??? Seriously =.= Or her one-sided relationship with James

Jessica ''Sugar'' Kiper(Gabon)
- Can't fit in tribe, was trying to flirt with/snuggle beside Colby/JT = annoying
- Crying after challenges is a BIG NO-NO
- Went topless (yes that means braless) after Sandra undid her bra. Managed to break free of Sandra, and ran with the sack to the finish line. AND still got voted out. (Efforts gone down the drain?)

Stephenie LaGrossa (Palau, Guatemala)
- Pity she was voted out so early
- Blame James (See it even rhymes!!!)

James ''J.T.'' Thomas (Tocantins)
- Really annoying, he is so WISHY-WASHY in deciding who to vote, he don't have a proper alliance, he have two alliances, he usually decides the vote because he is the deciding factor if they're split half-half
- Other than that, pretty cool :D

Tom Westman (Palau)
- Great player, but he and Colby can't seem to fit in with his tribe = byebye

Candice Woodcock (Cook Islands)
- When I first saw the name, I saw Woodstock, and I was like SO COOL
- But it's not
- Nothing much I can say. Following JT was simply to keep herself safe. But if she dint follow, maybe JT might have followed her?
- Really fought to win the last immunity (individual) challenge in order to keep herself in the game (Although Colby was the one in danger o-o)

And if yall survivor followers don't know who Dalton Ross is, check out his blog (for recaps and interviews with ousted survivors) and twitter. Oh, and not to forget, Jeff's blog

(To be updated cos I feel that this is a crappy post)